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    November 30

    如何鉴定MSN上陌生人的身份

    Me :(登陆名是粤语拼音+生日,还是女生名字)you are my alumna from Dalian, Kuala Lumpur or London
    She: London...but who are you? you are not on my list...
    Me : no worry, i can identify your insititute within 3 questions...(不用太多问题,多说无益,一个问题10分钟解决不了,再多给10分钟也没有用)
    She: how come, that is impossible...
    Me : Q1, what is your major subject?
    She: Economics...(太普遍了)i do not believe...any college could have business subjects...
    Me : Q2, do you think your university strong in research, especially quantitative study, on the subject you study?
    She:(很是惊讶,反问)oh, you seems not an undergraduate...i don't know too much about research method, but our school definitly strong in this area.
    Me : (果然暴露了自己的身份是undergraudate) ok, that means you are a fisrt-degree student, an undergarduate who study Economics, that is simple to guess...
    She: anyway, only one question left, you can't make it, mission impossible...
    Me : ok, Q3, let me know your A-Level result (本科生入学都应该有,只有大陆学生才会回避2年的A-Level而去学1年的foundation course)
    She: (沉默)...i can't say, you will know my school if i tell you my A-Levels...(再次不打自招)
    Me : since you afraid to say, seems the score is distinctive...such as AAA...then must in top-ten universitites
    She: correct, but still hard to know...
    Me : i have no questions, i got it...Oxbridge don't have Economics for bachelor students, Imperial strong in engineering, UCL for Humanity,
    Bath/Nottingahm/Warwick/Bristol/St.Andrews all possible, if i were you, got AAA score, i won't choose them...
    She: (无语)
    Me : then must be London School of Econmics and Political Science
    She: (甚是得意自己的学校) right, LSE, so where are you study?
    ME : (笑脸) now it is your turn...

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